SOMEONE TEACH ME FLASH!!

PLEEEEASSSEEE someone teach me flash! *_* I turned in my video game booklet project today, it was very well recieved. But I just got assigned a NEW project and my teacher poked me and suggested that I actually make the game REAL.

Holy.

Crap.

Can I learn Flash in a week?! X_X;;; Wait, can someone GIVE me flash?!?! *falls over*

WHAT THE HELL HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO?!?!