The Stats

1/2: the thickness of the good prints folded in half for my portfolio

1: brand new Epson 1280 printer, now christened Firebolt
- package of 13"x19" of Epson Enhanced Matte Paper
- sheet of completely usuable paper because it has a DOT on it
- crazy dance around the apartment to the theme of 'Ghostbusters'
- heart attack when Firebolt decided it didn't want to print anymore
- enraged, stressed out threat of, "PRINT YOU BLOODY DAMN HUNK OF METAL AND PLASTIC OR ELSE I'LL DROP KICK YOU OFF THE BALCONY!"
- pose of submission from the printer

2: pieces of paper left from a package of fifty
- pieces of matte board that is needed to be cut into the shape of the covers
- yards of blue fabric for the cover
- cartidges of ink that the Firebolt happily ate up

4: times that I needed to reprint the title page

18: completely unusable prints

24: correct, usable, glorious prints
- sheets of paper that needs to be cut and made into a book

50: amount of paper that was inside the package
- times I wanted to kill Illustrator or Photoshop or my printer or my laptop or all of them

Countless: the amount of hair I lost. It's amazing I'm not bald. o_o