Happy Sexy Day Before Chocolate is Half Off Day!

[bluejeans07]

Or Valentine's Day as it is commonly known. Being single, I tend to ignore the other aspect of the holiday and focus on the more important parts: chocolate and sexy men. Or chocolate ON sexy men. Mmm. So I decided to compile a list of men that if they are so inclined, are quite welcome to show up at my doorstep drizzled in chocolate. And yes, the images are work safe.



David Tennant
Surprise, surprise! Yeah, no, not a surprise at all. But I just had to but David Tennant on the list because he's the guy who completely changed my taste in men, probably for the better. Thanks to him, I've acquired a fondness for strange looking men from the UK. I would like him drizzled in milk chocolate with a bit of hazelnut.


Benedict Cumberbatch
Case in point. I would hit that so hard that he'd fly into next Thursday. He is completely odd looking yet SO ATTRACTIVE. Not only that, he has a gorgeous, gorgeous voice and if I was casting for my dream animated Sandman project, he'd be one of my first choices for Morpheus. Om nom nom! Extra rich dark chocolate for him to go with that voice.


Brandon Routh
My new found love for Superman has caused me to have new found appreciation for sexy men who have played him. I heart Brandon Routh, he was a good actor cast in a crappy movie and boy, could he fill out a pair of tights! He's a great comedic actor as well, well evidenced in his Clark Kent scenes and his role in Scott Pilgrim. Also, I think he looks adorable in Clark Kent glasses. <3 Since I keep confusing him with Clark Kent, I would say just keep it simple with milk chocolate.


Henry Cavill
Be still my heart! British, AND cast as Superman?! Clearly, IT'S THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS. Also, he looks hot in period costume as well, I've seen him in the Tudors. PHWOAR! I would like him drizzled with dark chocolate swirled with caramel.


Matt Bomer
Now I'm putting him here for a completely shallow reason: he is super hot. I haven't seen him in anything, I don't watch White Collar, all I know is that a ton of my friends were disappointed that he wasn't cast as Superman. Sorry friends, but when I look at him, I clearly see him as DickGrayson/Nightwing. And this is a GOOD thing as Nightwing is the character that constantly gets drawn in poses I've never seen outside of gay porn! I think even straight male comic book artists and writers have mad crushes on him, after all, he is known in canon to have the best ass in the DC Universe. I think he would look best in candy coated chocolate hearts <3


Christian Bale as Laurie Lawrence
Yeah yeah, I should've put up a pic of Bale as Batman, but he's never done it for me as a Batman. Now as LAURIE LAWRENCE on the other hand, SUPER MEGA AWESOME HOT. Period clothing, mmmm~ and I've always found the character of Laurie very attractive in the Little Women books. Plus, Christian Bale was born to wear period clothing. I would have him with raspberries dipped in dark chocolate~ ;D


Darren Criss
Yes, I watch Glee. You guys can stop laughing now. He's ADORABLE! And he's a huge dork who loves Harry Potter so much that he wrote a musical about the books and cosplayed on the red carpet! Plus, he has a gorgeous singing voice that I could listen to all day. Hmm, what would be good with him? Milk chocolate with peanuts perhaps?


Russell Tovey
YES YES YES VERY YES. And yes, I do know he's gay but oh god, LOOK AT HIM. He's SO DAMN CUTEHOT. And I follow him on twitter where he often posts pics of himself shirtless:

Showing that he also has quite a nice body that would taste good with every kind of chocolate in the world.

Thanks for indulging me in my sillyness, which took way too long. I better get up and get ready to go to work now, but HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY FRIENDS <3

Comments

[ohelectricshock.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA oh my god I love you. This just made my whole day.

[bluejeans07.livejournal.com]

Yay! I'm so glad that being a giant perv amuses you so ;D

[perrie.livejournal.com]

OMG Henry Cavill + David Tennant + Darren Criss all in one post = XD <3 XD

[bluejeans07.livejournal.com]

LOL and all the others are crap! xD

[twirlynoodle.livejournal.com]

Haha, you aren't the only one to have this designation of Valentine's Day: http://cliobablio.blogspot.com/2011/02/happy-cheap-chocolates-eve.html

[bluejeans07.livejournal.com]

Haha, great minds think alike! Although I think I went a step farther with adding sexy men into the mix ;D

[corrielle.livejournal.com]

I applaud your taste. I unapologetically watch Glee, so that picture of Darren Criss made me grin. Also, just finished watching The Tudors a couple of days ago, and I am SO in agreement about Henry Cavill + period clothing.

[bluejeans07.livejournal.com]

Haha, thank you!! XD I somewhat apologetically watch Glee but mostly it's because the writing is so strange. I'd like to go through the scripts with a red pen XD

YES. More than the other actors, I couldn't stop looking at Henry Cavill. <3

[twirlynoodle.livejournal.com]

I keep wondering whether historical clothing is so much more flattering to the form because of the shapes it employs, or because it was generally bespoke tailored in the years before cheap mass-manufactured clothes. Ordinary people look great in period costume; pretty people look even better.

DEATH TO THE T-SHIRT! Send it back to being the undergarment it used to be! Nyaaah!

[bluejeans07.livejournal.com]

But but, t-shirts are comfy! Period clothing, as gorgeous are they are, definitely weren't made for comfort!

[jeidai]

ahaha, I like your way of celebrating Valentine's Day. I may have to steal it.

[bluejeans07.livejournal.com]

Steal away!! I'll be refreshing my f-list obsessively in hopes you post your list as well XD