Grrr to stupid people!

Or the stupid person who is currently hogging all the dryers in the laundry room! Simple logic, no? Put laundry in washer, wait for laundry to finish, take laundry out of washer, put in dryer, wait for dryer to finish, take out laundry and put away. Obviously not, the stupid lady (yes lady, I saw only female clothing when I opened the dryers to check if the clothes were gone) did NOT take out her dang clothes!

AND! Someone (methinks manager or person who lives next door to laundry room) left ME a note asking that I take my laundry out of the washers! I was using TWO washers (there was one left) and I was waiting for SL (Stupid Lady) to take out HER damn laundry! I waited for a good period of time too! So, I went back to the apartment, grabbed my laundry basket and a pen, and left two notes in the laundry room when I got my stuff out. The notes were polite (not insulting, just angry jean) and slightly juvenile but if it gets the point across, then it's worth it!

Of course, it was not worth me spending time when I could've been doing homework, hanging my damn laundry (two huge fricken loads) on hangers. Thank goodness that Lyn has a whole bunch of extra hangers that I could use! I began plotting revenge (that I will never do because I RESPECT PROPERTY!)

1. Silly string in dryers all over clothes
2. Or chocolate syrup, or maple syrup, melted ice cream, flour, etc etc etc
3. Paint bomb made to explode when dryer door opens
4. Or stink bomb, stink bomb very good
5. Water pistol shooting out when dryer door is opened so it just hits the person
6. Scary picture of beastility tapped to dryer to give the person who opened the dryer a nice shock
7. Post it notes all over certain intimate pieces of clothing
i.e. "WANTED: MEANINGFUL OVERNIGHT RELATIONSHIP" or "Silicon, Men's Best Friend, Women's Worst Guilt Trip"

If anyone has more suggestions, I am open to hear them!