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Mail Cart of DOOM
Jun. 30th, 2003 12:22 amAX IS SO CLOSE! We had very good practice yesterday, but for some obscure reason, I am bloody exhausted. I still have homework and classes to do, DAMN YOU ACCD!
Here's a small snippit of my short story for my Sex and the Story class. There are no hidden meanings, or angst, or real sex. Bwahahaha. Oh, product of me reading too much Mel and Christy =D
FROM: jekyll_hyde@potion.org
TO: dark_ninja@maple.com
SENT: 23:00 January 30, 2100
SUBJECT: Damsel in Distress
Hi Roshi!
Nice play on your name, huh? Anyway, my buddy Voldie (my other personality) and I are sorry that we couldn’t make it for the mission, from what I heard from Roberto (my creator), you were stuck with the three chicks! Lucky guy!
Anyway, I heard one of us got captured, so I’d figure I’d save you the trouble and go rescue her. Gimme what info you have and I’ll high ho Apollo and away!
~Raymondo and Voldie
FROM: dark_ninja@maple.com
TO: jekyll_hyde@potion.org
SENT: 23:15 January 30, 2100
SUBJECT: Re: Damsel in Distress
attch: miacell.doc
Raymondo
Go right ahead if you want to rescue her, the information of the station is attachted. However, she is quite capable of taking care of herself.
Hiroshi
P.S. My name is not Roshi, nor is it Hi Roshi, or Roshihi. My name is Hiroshi, deal with it.
FROM: jekyll_hyde@potion.org
TO: dark_ninja@maple.com
SENT: 23:20 January 30, 2100
SUBJECT: Re: Re:Damsel in Distress
Sheesh, chivarous guy, aren’t ya? Well, I’m gonna go bust her out (ha ha! Bust... hope all three of them have nice ones!) Thanks for the info!
Raymondo
P.S. Oh? Does your lack of cute nicknames mean your love life is in a flux?
Raymondo frowned as he pulled up his motorcycle as close as he could to the base without being detected. The security was tighter than it was listed in the mission parameters. He felt Voldie poke him and he shivered briefly, allowing his personalities to slowly to shift, then was startled out of it when an explosion went off at the base.
“OH HOHOHOHO!! I CAME, I SAW, I KICKED MAJOR _ASS_!”
He quickly placed himself behind one of the many shrubs when the maniacally laughing _thing_ drove past him in... a mail cart with rockets. His eyes caught briefly a streak of black hair and Raymondo quickly stradled his bike and shot off after her.
“WAIT! WAIT A SEC!” he waved one hand as he drove faster, trying frantically to catch up to the mail cart.
BANG BANG!
“HOLY SHIT!” Raymondo could see the moonlight bounching off the barrel of a small silver gun. “DON’T SHOOT, MIA!!”
The mail cart slowed to a stop as the young man pulled up next to the driver’s side. Almond-shaped gray eyes looked at him curiously, “Who’re you?”
Raymond grinned, “I’m Raymondo Polo, at your service mademoiselle! I pilot Apollo.” He puffed his chest out proudly at that part.
This was met with confusion, then it all seemed to click when Mia suddenly exclaimed, “OH! The yellow and green one! The one with the flame-thrower!”
“Uh yeah...” he faltered sightly, “So what’s this you’re driving?
Mia looked at her mail cart and grinned, “A mail cart. With modified torpedoes as rocket jets.”
“Ah huh. So I take it that they won’t explode?”
“Nope, made sure they won’t. I don’t want to be blown to Kingdom Come before my time.”
“Cool. Can I hitch a ride?” he grinned, “I’ve never ridden in a mail rocket before.”
She laughed, “It will be a very _short_ ride, seeing that we have to drop this off so that they won’t try to use it to track us down! But then that’s where your bike comes in!”
The two teens turned as they heard bullets sounding not too far behind them. Raymondo and Mia quickly attachted the bike to the back of the mail cart and scrambled into the seats.
“Hi ho Mail Cart of DOOM, and AWAY!” Mia whooped as she slammed her foot onto the pedal.
FROM: jekyll_hyde@potion.org
TO: dark_ninja@maple.com
SENT: 5:00 January 31, 2100
SUBJECT: Re: Re:Re:Damsel in Distress
Shi shi,
You’re right. She can take of herself. Ever seen a mail cart with modified torpedoes as rockets before?
A very shaken Raymondo and Voldie
FROM: dark_ninja@maple.com
TO: jekyll_hyde@potion.org
SENT: 12:00 January 31, 2100
SUBJECT: Re: Re:Re:Re:Damsel in Distress
Told you.
I’ll let the name thing pass for now. Mwa ha ha.
Mail cart of DOOM! BWAHAHAHA!
Here's a small snippit of my short story for my Sex and the Story class. There are no hidden meanings, or angst, or real sex. Bwahahaha. Oh, product of me reading too much Mel and Christy =D
FROM: jekyll_hyde@potion.org
TO: dark_ninja@maple.com
SENT: 23:00 January 30, 2100
SUBJECT: Damsel in Distress
Hi Roshi!
Nice play on your name, huh? Anyway, my buddy Voldie (my other personality) and I are sorry that we couldn’t make it for the mission, from what I heard from Roberto (my creator), you were stuck with the three chicks! Lucky guy!
Anyway, I heard one of us got captured, so I’d figure I’d save you the trouble and go rescue her. Gimme what info you have and I’ll high ho Apollo and away!
~Raymondo and Voldie
FROM: dark_ninja@maple.com
TO: jekyll_hyde@potion.org
SENT: 23:15 January 30, 2100
SUBJECT: Re: Damsel in Distress
attch: miacell.doc
Raymondo
Go right ahead if you want to rescue her, the information of the station is attachted. However, she is quite capable of taking care of herself.
Hiroshi
P.S. My name is not Roshi, nor is it Hi Roshi, or Roshihi. My name is Hiroshi, deal with it.
FROM: jekyll_hyde@potion.org
TO: dark_ninja@maple.com
SENT: 23:20 January 30, 2100
SUBJECT: Re: Re:Damsel in Distress
Sheesh, chivarous guy, aren’t ya? Well, I’m gonna go bust her out (ha ha! Bust... hope all three of them have nice ones!) Thanks for the info!
Raymondo
P.S. Oh? Does your lack of cute nicknames mean your love life is in a flux?
Raymondo frowned as he pulled up his motorcycle as close as he could to the base without being detected. The security was tighter than it was listed in the mission parameters. He felt Voldie poke him and he shivered briefly, allowing his personalities to slowly to shift, then was startled out of it when an explosion went off at the base.
“OH HOHOHOHO!! I CAME, I SAW, I KICKED MAJOR _ASS_!”
He quickly placed himself behind one of the many shrubs when the maniacally laughing _thing_ drove past him in... a mail cart with rockets. His eyes caught briefly a streak of black hair and Raymondo quickly stradled his bike and shot off after her.
“WAIT! WAIT A SEC!” he waved one hand as he drove faster, trying frantically to catch up to the mail cart.
BANG BANG!
“HOLY SHIT!” Raymondo could see the moonlight bounching off the barrel of a small silver gun. “DON’T SHOOT, MIA!!”
The mail cart slowed to a stop as the young man pulled up next to the driver’s side. Almond-shaped gray eyes looked at him curiously, “Who’re you?”
Raymond grinned, “I’m Raymondo Polo, at your service mademoiselle! I pilot Apollo.” He puffed his chest out proudly at that part.
This was met with confusion, then it all seemed to click when Mia suddenly exclaimed, “OH! The yellow and green one! The one with the flame-thrower!”
“Uh yeah...” he faltered sightly, “So what’s this you’re driving?
Mia looked at her mail cart and grinned, “A mail cart. With modified torpedoes as rocket jets.”
“Ah huh. So I take it that they won’t explode?”
“Nope, made sure they won’t. I don’t want to be blown to Kingdom Come before my time.”
“Cool. Can I hitch a ride?” he grinned, “I’ve never ridden in a mail rocket before.”
She laughed, “It will be a very _short_ ride, seeing that we have to drop this off so that they won’t try to use it to track us down! But then that’s where your bike comes in!”
The two teens turned as they heard bullets sounding not too far behind them. Raymondo and Mia quickly attachted the bike to the back of the mail cart and scrambled into the seats.
“Hi ho Mail Cart of DOOM, and AWAY!” Mia whooped as she slammed her foot onto the pedal.
FROM: jekyll_hyde@potion.org
TO: dark_ninja@maple.com
SENT: 5:00 January 31, 2100
SUBJECT: Re: Re:Re:Damsel in Distress
Shi shi,
You’re right. She can take of herself. Ever seen a mail cart with modified torpedoes as rockets before?
A very shaken Raymondo and Voldie
FROM: dark_ninja@maple.com
TO: jekyll_hyde@potion.org
SENT: 12:00 January 31, 2100
SUBJECT: Re: Re:Re:Re:Damsel in Distress
Told you.
I’ll let the name thing pass for now. Mwa ha ha.
Mail cart of DOOM! BWAHAHAHA!
