A relic from the past...

Mitsukake stole my shirt.
Tamahome sold my shoes!
Tasuki burned my overcoat.
What more can I lose?
Kouji's ransoming my socks
And Miaka ate my pants!
Chiriko would steal my hat
Given half the chance

Now Chichiri is wearing my tie with flair!
And Nuriko is fondling my underwear!
Amiboshi made off with my favorite cloak
And someone gave my cape to that Nakago bloke.

Don't you think it's rather cruel:
Stealing everything I wear?
When we summon Suzaku,
I just might be bare!

I didn't write it! I found it somewhere! XD But it's fun to sing, especially when you're going psycho during finals!