Timmy: *comes in pale and shuddering after school* ...Nuna. I just watched the family life video. *curls up in fetal position*
Me: Oh. *patpat*
Timmy: *starts rocking back and forth* The baby... covered in blood and stuff... came out of the thingy that women have... and uuuugghhhh!
Me: *sighs* ...well, at least you never have to go through it.
Timmy: *immediately brightens* Hey, that's right! THANK YOU Y-CHROMOSOME! Sucks to be you, sis. *dances off*
Modern technology needs to hurry up so that MEN could give birth!