Super Girly Fun Times!

*stares at the passage of time*

I want it to be the weekend. I want it to be the weekend. I want it to be the weekend. I haven't been this excited for a weekend since I was in high school! @_@ Kie and Paff are staying over at my house for super girlie fun times so I'm all bouncy and full of excitement! I haven't seen them since they moved which makes me full of sadness because I miss them tons. :( We have lots of plans for super girlie fun times which involves all kinds of super girly fun!!!

Oh man, Thursday morning. How am I going to SURVIVE?!

True or False: Tech Guy K's Story

At an animation studio, there are bound to be some interesting characters running around here, and I don't mean on screen. One of the most interesting is Tech Guy K who is squat, bald and burly and looks like the type who would do outlandish or dangerous stuff. With his sunglasses on, he looks like he could be a white Morpheus from Matrix and he's usually wearing a black shirt, jeans and a black leather blazer. But the most interesting thing about him is that he has all sorts of INSANE and CRAZY stories. For example:

"I tried injecting bbq sauce into my veins which turned out to be a bad idea because I went to the gym afterwards and promptly got sick."
"My friends and I duct taped a guy to the ceiling when he passed out on the floor of my apartment."
"I went to a strip club with my band once and I was hit in the head five times by a guy named Johnny Smiley who got recruited by the 49ers the next day."
"Why does everyone believe that I eat babies? They don't have much meat and they're really stringy! Babies should be reared like the Kobi beef, fed on beer and fattened until the time is right!"
"I'm convinced Santa Claus is stalking me."

Now he's taken to e-mailing me various stories about himself every day and I have to figure out if it's true or not. Truth be told, he reminds me of Horst, the sous chef in Ratatouille:

Colette: Horst has done time.
Linguini: For what?
Colette: We don't know. He changes the story every time you ask.
Horst: I defrauded a large corporation.
Horst: I robbed the second-largest bank in France using only a ball-point pen.
Horst: I created a hole in the ozone layer over Avignon.
Horst: I killed a man... with this thumb.

Especially if Tech Guy K had a French accent. I really want him to say that last line now.