Fantasy Books are a Turn-off to Women

[bluejeans07]

Read article here: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1075038.html

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

EAT MY LOTR, HARRY POTTER, NARNIA AND DRAGONLANCE BOOKS!!!!!

*moons*

Comments

[maryssa.livejournal.com]

Wow thats fucking lame. Way to stereotype women =p

[bluejeans07.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but worth a good laugh xD

[cure-marine.livejournal.com]

Oy the vey. x.x Tom was the one who actually got me into Harry Potter. Turn off? No. It makes our relationship much more fun! ^.~

By the way, this is Victoria. *waves*

[bluejeans07.livejournal.com]

*waves!* Hiiii!

I'm trying to get Rey into Harry Potter... but getting him to pick up a book that's not a magazine or has nothing to do with wrestling is close to impossible -_-;;;

[tetsushin-agito.livejournal.com]

They should preface it by saying normal women.

[bluejeans07.livejournal.com]

There is no such thing as normal =P

Besides, there are MORE female fans of LOTR and Harry Potter than there are male fans!

AND IT'S NOT ALWAYS ABOUT HOW CUTE THE GUYS ARE, IT'S JUST AN EXTRA PLUS =P

[stabxhere.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHHA... hillarious. I tend to laugh at guys who read fantasy but that's just because I immediately associate it with star trek nerds and those people who don't shower at those sci-fi conventions etc etc... doesn't help when Conan O'Brien makes fun of them. lol... anyway... plus I could never get into Harry Potter. I mean, I have guy friends who read fantasy books... but I dunno... it's not really sometimes that is a turn on... nor is it a particular turn off i guess. NOR is reading emily bronte. GOD i hate emily bronte.. if a guy told me they read freakin' Wuthering Heights, I'd have to question his sexuality. If they liked it.. then it's confirmed.

I like a man who reads the REAL stuff... Irving, Morrison, and Hemingway...

[bluejeans07.livejournal.com]

I like Charlotte Bronte though! *lol* And I thought Ryan was an LOTR fan! There's nothing wrong with showing great amounts of geekdom as long as we shower! XD

[stabxhere.livejournal.com]

he is.. which is why i laugh at him about that. he reads the lamest books.. like Life of Pi.. :P

[bluejeans07.livejournal.com]

LOTR is so not lame =P

Life of Pi is XD

[stabxhere.livejournal.com]

hahahha yeah i meant life of pi is lame.. not LOTR... tolkien is a genius. haha.

[reyrey.livejournal.com]

Real men read Sports Illustrated. ^__^ v

[bluejeans07.livejournal.com]

Real men wear tights. =P

[jedilora.livejournal.com]

Ew...reccommending pretension. Why on EARTH would you try to hide something that's a part of you when trying to attract a mate? Sheesh. I can see the conversation now.

Male: (reads Bronte)

Female: Oooh! Bronte! Don't you just love Mr. Rochester? So dark and broody.

Male: Uh huh.

Female: Of course, Professor Snape can outbrood him any day, and the Ringwraiths are obviously more dark. They really can't help it.

Male: (had already fallen into doze at mention of Bronte discussion)

Female: Are you listening at all?

Male: 'snerk. snore.

Female: (buries him in sand)

[bluejeans07.livejournal.com]

Vice versa when it comes to sport:

Male: GOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THERE'S ONLY 5 SECONDS INTO THE GAME!!!!
Female: *sits there cutting nails* Uh huh...
Male: PASS THE DAMN BALL!! PASS IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Female: *puts away nail clippers and curls up comfortably*
Male: SHOOT DAMN IT!!! SHOOOOOOOOOOT!!!
Female: *falls asleep*
Male: YEEEESSSSHHHH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAALLL!!
*dances around excitedly around the couch*
Female: *muttering in her sleep* Mmm... Legolas...

[theropicus.livejournal.com]

...I would go for the guy with Harry Potter or LotR just because I've actually read those. (Bronte...::shiver:: I only know the Brontes because I had to do a product page for them for work :P)

RACHEL!!!! SEND ME MY BOOKS!!!

[pink-blanket.livejournal.com]

That's only a bit steriotypical...

>D

Well, a lot of men won't read that article, and those are the ones I am looking for!!

~KT~