The main reason for the Great LJ Blackout
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bluejeans07This is something written for entirely humorous purposes. GW.
Jean: *reading from a webpage* So Primula Brandybuck married Drogo Baggins who is related to Bilbo Baggins because he's the son of Largo Baggins who is the 2nd younger brother to Mungo Baggins who is the father of Bungo Baggins who married Belladonna Took who is one of the infamous Took sisters... bloody hobbit geneology!! *looks for map of the Shire*
Duo: *sticks his head out from her laptop screen* BOOGA BOOGA!
Jean: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! *falls off of her chair and scrambles to the other end of the room*
Lyn: *stares at the direction of Jean's room and slooowly looks away*
Duo: Jeanie-bean! Long time no see! *pulls himself out of the laptop and lands gracefully as other the other pilots and Relena appear*
Jean: *eyes all of them dryly from her bed* If you're here to tell me happy birthday, you're about two weeks early.
Wufei: You dishonorable onna! *points the Finger of Justice at her* YOU'VE ABANDONED US!
Jean: *raises eyebrow* Pardon?!
Duo: Yeah! First it was Mandy leaving us for some Potter, then it's Anne, and now YOU!!! Leaving us for THAT! *points to the poster of Legolas hanging on her door* Some pointy eared dude with long blond hair that flows in the wind, has a butt that you can bounce quarters off of and nances around on the snow!!
Jean: Hey! I happen to be a hobbit girl! That's only on there for eye candy!!!
Heero: *points gun at her* Write a fic about us or omao o korosu.
Trowa: You've started on one. We know you have. Work on it.
Jean: *whines* I CAAAAAAN'T! I don't know how to play traditional pokeeeeer and even then I don't know the rules to strip poker! I only know how to play Egyptian Poker and Strip Go Fish!!
Relena: ...Strip Go Fish?
Heero: Don't. Ask.
Quatre: Miss Jean, I strongly urge to write something about us. At the very least, finish the "Maxwell Coffee House Chronicles." *starts doing his freaky Space Heart smile*
Jean: *answers with stupid gryffindor bravery* Look, I don't WANT to work on MCHC, it's dying to me! My style of writing has changed ever since I've started that fic so I'd have to begin all over again. Plus, I don't know how the fic ends, Trowa refuses to talk to me and let me write him even though it takes place from HIS POV in the last few chapters-
Trowa: *mutters* It's not my fault that I'm shy-
Jean: Besides, I have homework, I haven't watched GW in ages and I've started on "Of Meriadoc and Estella" that I want to work on. What can you guys possibly do to me if I don't work on any GW fics for awhile?
Quatre: *Freaky Space Heart smile becomes Really Freaky Space Heart grin* We are canceling the Internet.
Jean: ...
Trowa: We mean it.
Wufei: Justice will be served.
Jean: You can't be serious.
Duo: We are serious. We'll make it go poof! No Internet.
Heero: Write or Internet o korosu.
Jean: *stupid gryffindor bravery kicks in* Over my dead body! *lunges at Heero and tickles him mercilessly*
Relena: *screams with fright* Heero, NO!!
Duo: Come on, Relena! *grabs her and runs into the computer screen*
Heero: *spasms with laughter* RUN! Every man for himself! *falls over from laughing too hard*
Jean: Oh no you don't!! *throws her Art History textbook and hits Quatre upside the head* SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORK!!!
Wufei: *pulls out katana* You won't get past me, Onna!
Jean: Actually, the line is "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
Wufei: What are you bla-AAAGH!!! *screams like a girl when Sily the Mini-Balrog appears and gets chased out the widow*
Trowa: !!!!!!!!!!! (/_O;;;;;;;;;;
Jean: *grabs Trowa, shoves him in an envelope and mails him to Colorado* 'To Amanda, a skin flute for you to play. Love, Jean'
Meanwhile:
Duo: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! SHINIGAMI TRIUMPHS IN THE END!! *pushes dentonation button* .... *pushes it again* ....!!!! *pushes it repeatedly* Damn stupid plot devices!!
Relena: Don't worry Duo! Even though the Internet is not canceled, something else is!! *points to the screen*
Duo: .... >=D MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!! Victory is as sweet and smooth as Wufei's bottom!!!
Relena: ... not going to ask about that o_o;
Meanwhile:
Thousands of LJ users all over the world: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Jean: *reading from a webpage* So Primula Brandybuck married Drogo Baggins who is related to Bilbo Baggins because he's the son of Largo Baggins who is the 2nd younger brother to Mungo Baggins who is the father of Bungo Baggins who married Belladonna Took who is one of the infamous Took sisters... bloody hobbit geneology!! *looks for map of the Shire*
Duo: *sticks his head out from her laptop screen* BOOGA BOOGA!
Jean: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! *falls off of her chair and scrambles to the other end of the room*
Lyn: *stares at the direction of Jean's room and slooowly looks away*
Duo: Jeanie-bean! Long time no see! *pulls himself out of the laptop and lands gracefully as other the other pilots and Relena appear*
Jean: *eyes all of them dryly from her bed* If you're here to tell me happy birthday, you're about two weeks early.
Wufei: You dishonorable onna! *points the Finger of Justice at her* YOU'VE ABANDONED US!
Jean: *raises eyebrow* Pardon?!
Duo: Yeah! First it was Mandy leaving us for some Potter, then it's Anne, and now YOU!!! Leaving us for THAT! *points to the poster of Legolas hanging on her door* Some pointy eared dude with long blond hair that flows in the wind, has a butt that you can bounce quarters off of and nances around on the snow!!
Jean: Hey! I happen to be a hobbit girl! That's only on there for eye candy!!!
Heero: *points gun at her* Write a fic about us or omao o korosu.
Trowa: You've started on one. We know you have. Work on it.
Jean: *whines* I CAAAAAAN'T! I don't know how to play traditional pokeeeeer and even then I don't know the rules to strip poker! I only know how to play Egyptian Poker and Strip Go Fish!!
Relena: ...Strip Go Fish?
Heero: Don't. Ask.
Quatre: Miss Jean, I strongly urge to write something about us. At the very least, finish the "Maxwell Coffee House Chronicles." *starts doing his freaky Space Heart smile*
Jean: *answers with stupid gryffindor bravery* Look, I don't WANT to work on MCHC, it's dying to me! My style of writing has changed ever since I've started that fic so I'd have to begin all over again. Plus, I don't know how the fic ends, Trowa refuses to talk to me and let me write him even though it takes place from HIS POV in the last few chapters-
Trowa: *mutters* It's not my fault that I'm shy-
Jean: Besides, I have homework, I haven't watched GW in ages and I've started on "Of Meriadoc and Estella" that I want to work on. What can you guys possibly do to me if I don't work on any GW fics for awhile?
Quatre: *Freaky Space Heart smile becomes Really Freaky Space Heart grin* We are canceling the Internet.
Jean: ...
Trowa: We mean it.
Wufei: Justice will be served.
Jean: You can't be serious.
Duo: We are serious. We'll make it go poof! No Internet.
Heero: Write or Internet o korosu.
Jean: *stupid gryffindor bravery kicks in* Over my dead body! *lunges at Heero and tickles him mercilessly*
Relena: *screams with fright* Heero, NO!!
Duo: Come on, Relena! *grabs her and runs into the computer screen*
Heero: *spasms with laughter* RUN! Every man for himself! *falls over from laughing too hard*
Jean: Oh no you don't!! *throws her Art History textbook and hits Quatre upside the head* SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORK!!!
Wufei: *pulls out katana* You won't get past me, Onna!
Jean: Actually, the line is "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
Wufei: What are you bla-AAAGH!!! *screams like a girl when Sily the Mini-Balrog appears and gets chased out the widow*
Trowa: !!!!!!!!!!! (/_O;;;;;;;;;;
Jean: *grabs Trowa, shoves him in an envelope and mails him to Colorado* 'To Amanda, a skin flute for you to play. Love, Jean'
Meanwhile:
Duo: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! SHINIGAMI TRIUMPHS IN THE END!! *pushes dentonation button* .... *pushes it again* ....!!!! *pushes it repeatedly* Damn stupid plot devices!!
Relena: Don't worry Duo! Even though the Internet is not canceled, something else is!! *points to the screen*
Duo: .... >=D MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!! Victory is as sweet and smooth as Wufei's bottom!!!
Relena: ... not going to ask about that o_o;
Meanwhile:
Thousands of LJ users all over the world: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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Date: 2005-02-18 03:15 pm (UTC)I left YYH, bounced around, went over to Gundam Wing, then bounced around some more, and finally ended up in HP. So the G-boys have no right to complain, it really should be the YuYus :P ('specially since I have more unfinished fics with them) We never did figure out the rules for Strip Go-Fish, so really, you don't know how to play it. I sure as hell hope you didn't mean what I think you meant on the note you mailed Trowa off with (return of Lemon Syndrome! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!). And "Spork" is one of the World's Greatest Battle Cries, right up there with "Kill enemy shiny-things!"
...yeah :)