Royal Wedding Hat Attack

Despite being a nutter for all things British, I've been pretty blasé about the whole Royal Wedding. Yeah, it is history in the making but I never understood making a huge fuss over two straight people going "Oh hey, we're settling down and maybe going to combine our genetics in creating new lifeforms!" (note: I only fuss about gay marriage because it's not legal and it should be. If it was legal, then I'd be doing the same thing. There probably a side of 'bitter single bitch' action going on with this opinion but eh, back to the main subject.)

Okay, Royal Wedding. Didn't really plan on watching the entire thing, was planning on maybe turning it on for a minute to see the wedding dress and all the hilarious hats that British ladies wear to special occasions, when snaxcident tweeted, "If, say, somebody wanted to make a hat for the royal wedding ... to put on one's cat, um, is there a shameful website with instructions?"

What an utterly brilliant idea. I mean, who doesn't want to see hats like these, or or these on this?? I mean it could very well be this all over again:



Which is one of the best photos of my cat EVER. Think of how it can be improved with one of those ridiculous Phillip Treacy-esque hats and the Royal Wedding going on in the background! So, I'm totally going to make a hat for my cat out of stuff I find around the house. The base would probably be some sort of Styrofoam bowl or cup that's been trimmed and DECORATED UP THE WAZOO!

So I propose to you, Internet, that you do the same! Make a hat for your cat, dog, hedgehog, whatever, and take a photo of it wearing said hat in front of the TV showing the Royal Wedding! It's like your pet is there, watching history happen while wearing a ridiculous hat made out of hilarity love.