Just when I was about to go to bed...

[bluejeans07]

Jean: Lalalaa, Jean did a phone post, whee!

Smeagal: I'M FREE, SWEET SWEET FREEDOM FREE FREE FREEE~ WHEEEEEEE!! *runs into Jean's room joyously*

Jean: Wait... WTF?! *sees FAT WHITE HAM prancing into her room* SMEAGAL!!!!

Smeagal: OMGWTFBBQ!!! CAUGHT! Flee!!!!

Jean: *snatches*

Smeagal: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! *squirmsquirmsquirmsquirm* Damn you you vile girl! Put me down this instant!

Jean: How did you manage to get out?!

Smeagal: I'll never tell!! You blundering baffoon, you're squeezing me too hard!! *squirmsquirmsquirm*

Jean: *takes Smeagal to cage and sees the top of her observation tower on the ground* Oh Smeagal -_- *puts her back*

Smeagal: NOOOOOO NOOOOO LET ME OUT!! Hmph!!! *washes herself and ignores Jean studiously*

Jean: *facepalm*

Moral: Always stack old schoolbooks on top of your hamster's observation tower.

Comments

[thebluelady.livejournal.com]

haha i think you should consider writing as a side career..your posts make me laugh so hard

[bluejeans07.livejournal.com]

LOL!! Success! Writing is fun, all those years of writing fanfiction finally pay off in the end XD

[theropicus.livejournal.com]

For Shame! You have Spawned a mini-Balrog! It's Smeagol, dear, unless you've named your hamster with the intention of it being a mini-Balrog (or some sort of competition for RoHam or whatever his name is... or is it because she's a female? So it's Smeagal? Ah... That is truly awful -.-;; )

There're are good reasons why I refuse to accept a hamster from you :D

[bluejeans07.livejournal.com]

It's a girl XD

[theropicus.livejournal.com]

Well, I assumed it was a girl, since you said "she." And you are a BAD, BAD little punster! ::shakes finger at Jean::

[mandymitchell.livejournal.com]

Logan escaped from her cage a couple nights ago. She ran all over the house and into my bedroom. She woke me up at 4 in the morning. I had to catch her with my own bare hands when I saw a white furball zipping past by me.

Logan: FREEEDOM!!!!

Someone removed the book that was placed on top of Logan's tower.