bluejeans07

Dear sir,

While you are definitely getting paid a non-identifiable sum of money to just sit there and look pretty while the rest of us paint you, might I remind you that you are not getting paid to oogle shamelessly, wink, and flirt with the other model that's sitting across from you. Yes, she is quite attractive, yes, her tits do indeed look very appealing in that top, and yes, that is her thong for all the world to see rising from those low-rise, black leather biker chick pants, but please be aware you are also wearing a pair of skintight leather, and it is quite obvious that your intentions towards the other model are 'less than pure.'

If you make any attempt to deny this, you'll have about twenty acrylic paintings working against you. Remember, the entire class does nothing but stare at you and paint for five straight hours.

Sincerely,
the irate art student who had to keep starting over while painting your face because you were doing a sort of nonverbal, fully facial form of flirtation at the other model, which was indeed quite funny to watch but infuriating to paint