Date: 2006-07-04 07:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jedilora.livejournal.com
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Date: 2006-07-04 04:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scendan.livejournal.com
LMAO! What brought THAT on?

Date: 2006-07-05 07:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bluejeans07.livejournal.com
Oh, not much. Just three days straight of sitting on the floor in front of the AC, working on artwork nearly nonstop and watching endless amounts of Monty Python and Mel Brooks movies.

*does the fish slapping dance!*

Date: 2006-07-06 06:04 am (UTC)

Date: 2006-07-06 05:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bluejeans07.livejournal.com
I love you too.

Let's get married! :D

Date: 2006-07-07 01:10 am (UTC)

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