Dear Jehova's Witnesses Part Two

[bluejeans07]

Hello.

Saturday morning is Jean's Cartoon Time. The one morning of the entire week where I happily get up early to catch the latest and best tv animation, and with my cat, laptop, and bowl of cereal, feel once again like I am 8 years old and don't have to worry about adult things such as unemployment, or the earth being slowly burnt to a crisp. To interrupt this sacred time with your pamphlets and your condescension (disguised in the form of 'helping people') will not endear you to me. In fact, it will have quite the opposite effect, whereas before I would've politely opened the door and listened to you and then told you in a calm voice, "thank you for your time, but please do not come back since I disagree completely with your institution", interrupting Jean's Cartoon Time will bring forth body slams against the door and shouts of, "GO THE FUCK AWAY YOU MINDLESS BRAINWASHED ASSHOLE!" and loud suggestions of where exactly you can stuff your pamphlets.

Thank you.

Comments

[gypsylady.livejournal.com]

I would pay to watch that, however.

[bluejeans07.livejournal.com]

They're lucky that the Hulk gloves (http://www.amazon.com/Hasbro-78268-Hulk-Smash-Hands/dp/B000XUA6KG) are really expensive or else I would've bought a pair just for punching them.

[twirlynoodle.livejournal.com]

You should hang this on your front door on Saturday mornings, cos I don't think they read your blog. :)

[bluejeans07.livejournal.com]

They're reeeaaally lucky that there wasn't a new Legend of Korra on today.

Oh man, I really should post this on the door on Saturdays. And have the text framed by shiny, greased up superheroes gazing at each other. MWAHAHAHA!

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

CARTOONS ARE SACRED.

[bluejeans07.livejournal.com]

CARTOONS ARE INDEED SACRED. Actually, it should tell them that I hold cartoons higher than feeding my soul or whatever and I'm not someone that's worth 'saving'. XD