With many apoligizes to Christine Lavin
May. 22nd, 2002 04:06 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I noticed Rey's post on our blogger about our personal tastes and this song popped into mind, but I changed the lyrics to make it fit our situacion XD
I am at a ball game
I don't like ball games
But he loves ball games
And I love him
I follow the jumper
I follow the runner
When I follow the ball
My head begins to spin
I don't understand a thing
They all seem to be running!
Everyone around me says
How exciting!
I don't like ball games
but look I'm at a ball game
It's a good thing
He can't read my mind.
(Yes, that was a wonderful shot and he's the best guard I've ever seen)
Look at me I'm wrestling
When I do not like wrestling
But he loves wrestling
And I love him
I get into position
He brings on the Full Nelson
I'm charging toward the guy
Risking life and limb
There's no exhilaration
I am only feeling terrified
Everyone around me's having
Such a great time
I do not like wrestling
But look at me I'm wrestling
It's a good thing
He can't read my mind.
(Yes, exhilarating is just the very word I was thinking of... scared of choke holds?
Oh no, not me)
I am not complaining
I'm just making observations
Expanding your horizons
Is a sign of maturation
Now I tolerate the Super Bowl
'Cause he's into pig skin
I'm playing chess
Though I confess
Sometimes I long checkers.
I am eating tons of meat
When I do not like tons of meat
But he loves tons of meat
And I love him
I'm poking with a chopstick
At a pile of red cow limbs
Oh my God!
I think it's trying to swim
Some say eating tons of meet
Is bad for your arteries
Or putting you at risk
For certain heart disease
I do not like tons of meat
But look I'm eating tons of meat
It's a good thing
He can't read my mind.
(Yes, this is a very interesting taste... What is it? Ohhhhh....)
So if you see me in the meat store
See me in the stadium
See me in a choke hold
Looking scared
Hey don't feel sorry for me
I must be in love
Why in the hell else
Would I be there?
Before I met him life was dull
I never took any chances
Now I leap at every opportunity I find
I do not like tons of meat
I do not like wrestling or ball games
Maybe I will in time
Maybe I will in time
(Seconds? Sure I'd love some... Mmmmmmm, yum!)
I am at a ball game
I don't like ball games
But he loves ball games
And I love him
I follow the jumper
I follow the runner
When I follow the ball
My head begins to spin
I don't understand a thing
They all seem to be running!
Everyone around me says
How exciting!
I don't like ball games
but look I'm at a ball game
It's a good thing
He can't read my mind.
(Yes, that was a wonderful shot and he's the best guard I've ever seen)
Look at me I'm wrestling
When I do not like wrestling
But he loves wrestling
And I love him
I get into position
He brings on the Full Nelson
I'm charging toward the guy
Risking life and limb
There's no exhilaration
I am only feeling terrified
Everyone around me's having
Such a great time
I do not like wrestling
But look at me I'm wrestling
It's a good thing
He can't read my mind.
(Yes, exhilarating is just the very word I was thinking of... scared of choke holds?
Oh no, not me)
I am not complaining
I'm just making observations
Expanding your horizons
Is a sign of maturation
Now I tolerate the Super Bowl
'Cause he's into pig skin
I'm playing chess
Though I confess
Sometimes I long checkers.
I am eating tons of meat
When I do not like tons of meat
But he loves tons of meat
And I love him
I'm poking with a chopstick
At a pile of red cow limbs
Oh my God!
I think it's trying to swim
Some say eating tons of meet
Is bad for your arteries
Or putting you at risk
For certain heart disease
I do not like tons of meat
But look I'm eating tons of meat
It's a good thing
He can't read my mind.
(Yes, this is a very interesting taste... What is it? Ohhhhh....)
So if you see me in the meat store
See me in the stadium
See me in a choke hold
Looking scared
Hey don't feel sorry for me
I must be in love
Why in the hell else
Would I be there?
Before I met him life was dull
I never took any chances
Now I leap at every opportunity I find
I do not like tons of meat
I do not like wrestling or ball games
Maybe I will in time
Maybe I will in time
(Seconds? Sure I'd love some... Mmmmmmm, yum!)
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Date: 2002-05-22 04:23 pm (UTC)Did she really write a song of that sort? O_O