Funny thingie of the day!
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bluejeans07AIM sent by my buddy Rache:
Things not to do during RotK
1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."
4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
8. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
9. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
10. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
11. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
12. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.
13. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"
14. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.
15. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.
16. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.
17. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!"
And a couple of bonus Two Towers caveats:
In TT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
... who's up for doing the last one with me??? XD
Things not to do during RotK
1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."
4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
8. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
9. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
10. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
11. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
12. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.
13. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"
14. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.
15. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.
16. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.
17. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!"
And a couple of bonus Two Towers caveats:
In TT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
... who's up for doing the last one with me??? XD
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Date: 2003-12-18 08:03 am (UTC)I'd so love to pull this shit off ~ they should run the movie at 12am specifically for hecklers like myself. XD
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Date: 2003-12-18 11:51 am (UTC)I loved it! it was perfectly well-timed so he didnt cut into anyone else's lines, and *I* found it hugely funny.
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Date: 2003-12-26 10:16 pm (UTC)I lay dibs to DOBBY!